Saturday, January 30, 2010

“We’re From Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos, And We’re Here To Help.”

You staked out that prime spot. The light was right. The camera was setup for that “perfect shot.” The engines spooled up. The plane began to roll. And then it happened – The Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

This happens all over the world, tens of thousands of times a day. We just provide a place to vent. Hey, we’re here for you.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik “How’d That Happen?” French)

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Flak Damage?

That and a Do-It-Yourself registration, too.

We don't know where this fella' has been (or what he has been up to), but we definitely approve.

Shot location: LGB (Photo by Eric Alford)

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

The "Wonders" Of Down Under

“Strategically” placed light poles to Jack Up your photos.

Good stuff, we say.

Shot location: BNE (Photo by Michael Dawson)

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Proof That We Never Sleep.

Our crack European Staff is always on the scene when this kind of opportunity presents itself.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik “Sleep - I don’t need no stinkin’ sleep” French)

Monday, January 25, 2010

Shameless Plug.

This installment of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos brought to you by Visa.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Captain Carter)

Sunday, January 24, 2010

“We Thank You For Flying Continental Airlines.”

“Welcome to Houston. For those requiring something a bit more affordable, we proudly offer our new Continental Express “Lite” service.”

Shot location: IAH (Photo by Brandon Weil)

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Shanghai Surprise.

It doesn’t suck as bad as the movie, however, it should keep our loyal viewers entertained.

Shot location: LAX

Thursday, January 21, 2010

There Is No “I” In Team.

Nor, in Skyteam for that matter. But there is an “I” in Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Thank God for that.

Shot location: LAX

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Do It Yourself RVSM…

…, or just another installment in our “Aggressive Use of The Telephoto Lens” series?

You decide.

Shot location: PHX (Photo by “Fly Frontier”)

Monday, January 18, 2010

Shootin’ At Luton.

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to beat the crack staff at Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos to the punch.

Shot location: LTN (Photo by Bob Holland)

Sunday, January 17, 2010

As Maxwell Smart, Agent 86 Of Control Used To Say.

“The old antenna in the photo trick. That’s the second time I fell for it this week.”

Shot location: LHR (Photo by James Mellon)

Friday, January 15, 2010

Score With Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

It appears from the marshaller that the Alpha Jet has indeed scored a touchdown.

Shot location: ONT

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Canyon Blue And Sunset’s, Too.

The artistic side of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos. We like.

Shot location: SNA (Photo by Captain Carter)

Monday, January 11, 2010

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Friday, January 8, 2010

Low Cost Stealth?

With stealth technology costing a bundle, the “Cheap” alternative is to use an age old strategy – Hide.

Shot location: PDX (Photo by Russell Hill)

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Monday, January 4, 2010

Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos Salute To The First Officer - AKA: The Copilot

The Glory Days before CRM - “Captain to Copilot. Gear Up and Shut Up!”

Shot location: CLT (Photo by Bill Hough)

Saturday, January 2, 2010

“Say Ahhhh.”

Apparently this Rolls-Royce has a lot to say.

Shot location: ONT (Gaping mouth courtesy of N860PM)

Friday, January 1, 2010