Does Size Really Matter?

It sure does when it comes to snagging Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Shot location: LGB (Photo by our Intern - Stud Monkey)

DUCK!!!!!!

"Did anyone get the registration of that dive-bombing aircraft?"

Yup, and a Jacked Up Photo, too.

Shot location: SFO (Photo by Captain Carter)

Even At The Aerodrome Things Go Bump In The Night.

Will work for Jacked Up Aircraft Photos? You bet your sweet Boeing 737-800, we will. ‘Cause let’s face it folks, we ain’t trust fund babies.

Shot location: ONT (Photo by Brandon Weil)

We Say “Amen” To Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

And so does world renowned soul-saver Benny Hinn. Jesus walked. Benny needs a G-IV.

That’s Jacked Up.

Shot location: LGB

You No Can Park Here!

Our roving staffers will indeed do anything to bring you the choicest Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos. This even includes stopping in the middle of the road to blow what was obviously an easy shot.

At Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos, we redefine “It’s in the bag.”

Shot location: LGB

One Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo Is Worth Two In The Bush.

Or maybe three, or four, shoot, as many as we can get.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik “Tree Hugger” French)

The Lonely Windsock.

It receives no love. It has no friends. Yet, it is depended upon by airmen the world over.

And we still could not get it in focus.

Shot location: LGB

The Journey To Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

It was once said every journey begins with the first step. In our case this first step is to Photo Unit One, Photo Unit Two and Totally Jacked Up Unit One.

Do the ends totally justify the means? Here at Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos we think so.

Shot location: LGB (Bottom photo by Captain Carter)

UFO’s In SFO?

Wow, this is indeed a rare find. Is it a bird? Is it Superman? Flying squirrel, maybe? Roswell has nothing on us with reports of spaceships and dead aliens. We have proof that Tribbles from the original Star Trek television series are alive and well. After the haze of one too many fine ales had cleared, our roving staffer discovered this little gem during download. Good catch, mate.

(Photo by Captain Carter)

Occasionally We Get Out.

And (can you believe it!), we sometimes manage to procure a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo for our loyal viewers. Pic is part of the soon to be released “Uncle Mike’s Wild Ride” series.

Shot location: DAL (on board SWA DAL-SAT flight)

Our Tribute To Joe Patroni.

Flaps, fuel, trim? Check. Cigar and intense, steely gaze in tribute to our favorite A&P Mechanic from Universal Pictures 1970 movie “Airport?” Check.

Shot location: ONT, Flight deck ATA 737-800, N318TZ (Photo by Brandon Weil)

How To "Construct" a Jacked Up Photo.

When we were kids we loved airplanes and heavy construction equipment. However, add one part DC-3, plus one part Caterpillar grader, and presto! Together they make a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

Who knew?

Shot location: LGB

Donations Welcome.

As all can planely see (nice pun, don’t ya’ think?), we need to invoke a serious update of the official Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos staff camera. We feel that an update of equipment beyond the measly 2.0 MP unit we now possess would allow us to bring our now five loyal viewers even “finer” Jacked Up Photos, as “the finest” Jacked Up photos would be an oxymoron.

We accept Paypal and United States Postal Service Money orders.

Shot location: LGB (Thanks to Captain Carter and Douglas Kerr for helping to Totally Jack Up this photo)

Who Put That There?

Nothing will Jack Up your photos faster than a solid object. In this case it is a building. And a rather nice building at that.

Shot location: MIA (Photo by Nik French)

Yes, We Do Requests.

At the request of the illustrious DAC Man, we present the ATA DC-10 in Northwest livery. We also present a couple of Totally Jacked Up Photos of the ATA DC-10 in Northwest livery.

Hey, we aim to please.

Photo location: ONT

It Was The Best Of Shots, It Was The Worst Of Shots.

In the loose brotherhood of aviation photographers there is always competition. There are handshakes and smiles before, and beers and debauchery after, but during the event to be shot – Everyone is for themselves. This works for us because it produces a plethora of Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Shot location: San Diego off Airport (Photo by Eric “Spare No Expense” Alford)