APU’s Need Love, Too.

As demonstrated by Our Founder topping up the oil on N319TZ.

Shot location: ONT (Photo by Brandon Weil)

Of Knuckleheads And Widgets.

You don’t need to guess which one is the Widget.

Shot location: SJC (Photo by Bill Hough)

We Love Surprises.

Lookie what rolled into our Inbox - 777 & Trees. Kind of like a Seagram’s 7 and 7 Up (7 and 7), only different.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Ben Wang)

As Mr. Scott Said In Star Trek IV…

…”Captain, there be whales here!”

And a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo, too.

Shot location: LAX

“What The *%#?”

The ramper must have been thinking when a whole bunch of spotters showed up to shoot Vision Air.

Shot location: VGT

What William Shatner Saw Out The Emergency Exit Window.

Just like on that Twilight Zone episode - A Gremlin on the wing.

Shot location: ONT (N319TZ)

The Physics Of Flight.

“Pilot to Co-pilot.” “If we get it going really, really fast it will actually take-off.”

Photo location: LGB (shot down RWY 12)

Look Ma’, No Gear!

It has been conveyed to us that some pics on Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos may not be Jacked Up enough. There may be some validity to this assertion, however, we reserve the right to post items which amuse us.

Well, this shot amuses us.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Brandon Weil)

Which Came First?

The airplane crash or the Universal Studios attraction? Regardless, one of our roving staffers managed to snap a shot of the fresh “crash” of an ill-fated All Nippon 747-200 right after the set was staged a few years back. A friend over head salutes his fallen brother.

Shot location: Back lot of Universal Studios

Of Salsa And Canadian Bacon.

A little bit of spice in the Great White North.

Shot location: YYZ (Photo by Robbie Shaw)

The San Francisco Treat.

A Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo of Wanula Dreaming – Um, um good!

Shot location: SFO

A Hazy Shade Of Winter?

Is it London Fog? Is it San Francisco Old Foghorn? Is it Nantucket Split Pea? Nah, just a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo from the Sunshine State – Florida.

Shot location: FLL (Photo by Bob Holland)

How Do You Like Your JetStar Cooked?

Rare, medium rare, well done, or just al dente?

Shot location: FLL (Photo by Bob Holland)

All The World’s A Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

And a Totally Jacked Up Airport photo of L67 is merely a player.

Shot location: Blasting out of ONT on “The Cattlebarge”

“I’m Gonna’ Be Famous!”

This shot will get me “Photographers' Choice” on Airliners.something-or-other for sure.

Shot location: LGB

Old Airport Operations People Don’t Fade Away.

They just go senile and wander into the weeds and taxiways.

Shot location: LGB

We Will Never Sell Out.

Nope. There will be no cheap, sleazy, blatant commercialization on this website.

Shot location: LGB

One Day Out On Taxiway Kilo.

“Airport? I thought this was the 18th fairway.”

“By the way, have you seen my ball?”

Shot location: LGB