What Happens In Las Vegas…

…, should stay in Las Vegas. Including drinking way too much and attempting to take photos of airplanes.

Shot location: LAS (duh!) Photo by Eric Alford

Wildlife Abatement 101.

Birds are bad.

Shot location: GLA (Photo by Fred Seggie)

La Cerveza Mas Fina?

According to the Corona Extra commercials, palm trees and beer go together like peas & carrots.

We beg to differ.

Shot location: BGI (Photo by Jim Fulton)

Chicks ‘N Airplanes.

We live for this stuff.

Shot location: ONT

Not Everything Goes According To Plan.

Which this photo demonstrates perfectly. Sometimes the vehicle drivers seem to seek out photographes to ruin.

However, all is not lost, as it provides the world with a never-ending supply of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)

It’s Not What You Shoot.

It’s how you shoot it.

Shot location: ONT

Vacation Rentals Available Cheap.

Comfortable amenities, lots of green grass and trees. A haven for “Bird Watchers.”

Shot location: GLA (Photo by Fred Seggie)

OK, In England There Is This Tower...

Well, you folks understand where this is going.

Shot location: LHR (Photo by Robbie Shaw)

A Face Only A Mother Could Love.

We think the “Pie-In-The-Face” effect of the tower on this Phatbus is a definite improvement, being it is not the prettiest airplane in the skies.

Shot location: LHR (Photo by Robbie Shaw)

Happy Easter From The Staff Of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

And we bring you all of the pretty colors of Easter, courtesy of a ‘Bus on a stick.

Shot location: PNH (Photo by Robbie Shaw)

Even More Adoptions Available.

We hate to separate them all, but we must make sure that all of these orphan landing gear go to good homes.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Brandon Weil)

A Few Tips From The Staff At Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

What did you expect, financial tips?

Shot locations: ONT, EMT

What A Nice Stiffy.

Stiff pole, that is.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Captain Carter)

Needs A Good Home.

One Boeing 767-400 nose gear. Recently removed after years of faithful service and now seeking an overhaul. Ready for immediate adoption. Will be a loyal friend, interesting conversation piece and is good with kids.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Brandon Weil)

Voluptuous Globes.

What a sexy Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo they make.

Shot location: FAB (Photo by Nik French)

From The “Things Best Left Unsolved’ File.

What the Captain saw on the walk-around? 737 eats ramper? We are not quite sure, and feel it is better left that way.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Brandon Weil)

When You Absolutely, Positively Must Have A Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

We are here to serve.

Shot location: SNA (Photo by Captain Carter)