Knee-Jerking 101.

With the invention of the “Crotch Bomber,” this seems to be the future of aviation when “Authorities” over react.

Shot location: YVR (photo by Tobias Lutterodt)

One Day At The Fuel Pit.

“Iz simple, Senor. We pump gas, you pay bill. Comprendre?”

Shot location: ONT

Big Lens, Small Sensor?

This “Death by Telephoto” beauty slipped into our inbox from a galaxy far away, and fortunately, a long time ago.

We like it that way.

Shot location: Unknown (Photo by “Who Cares”)

Exposure Not Included.

Once you go “Black,” you never go back.

Shot location: IAH (Photo by Brandon Weil)

Yes, It Is The Real Thing.

Unlike other so-called “Aviation Photo” sites, we actually provide a real Moon in our photos.

Shot location: SFO

They Say The Eyes Are The Window To The Soul.

We say seat 9A is a window to a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

Shot location: LAX

Merry Christmas From The Staff At Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

May everyone have a joyous New Year and many happy photo excursions.

Just remember to send the “Jacked Up” ones to us.

Shot location: AAQ (Photo by Fred Seggie)

Airplane For Sale.

Flown by little old lady from Chino only on weekends. Just needs a few things to get her airborne (the plane, not the little old lady), real low-time, and we pray you have real low expectations, too.

Shot location: CNO

Another Day…

…, Another Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

It’s what we do.

Shot location: LAX

“Holy Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo, Batman!”

“Robin, this Aggressive Telephoto treachery looks like the work of the Joker.”

Shot location: BUR

Patience.

This teaching moment was brought to you by those who simply could not wait until the 737 was out of the hanger.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)

Racing For Pink-Slips.

We don’t know the outcome, but we can guarantee someone was walking home that day.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Michael Breckshot)

The Definition Of Cool.

When your shoes match your airplane’s paint job - You got it "Goin’ On.”

Shot location: POC

More Great Moments In Cockpit Voice Recording.

“What The F**K!!!”

Shot location: LGB, RWY 7R

Nothing Beats A Great Pair 'O Legs.

Gams courtesy of N317 and N323TZ.

Shot location: ONT

Congratulations Boeing On The 787's First Flight.

And to celebrate, here is a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos salute to “Plastic” airplanes.

Shot location: Not important

Intelligent Camouflage.

Think it will work?

Shot location: LAS (Photo by Robbie Shaw)

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!

Monster Fork Lifts, 767’s and more. Be there!!!

Shot location: ATL (Photo by Christopher Weyer)

“Have A Nice Day.”

It’s All Smiles With Us. It’s what we live for.

Shot location: LAS

Men At Work.

Brought to you by the staff of Totally Jacked Up Hanger Photos.

Shot location: ONT

“Therefore, I Have Chosen The Road Less Traveled.”

And it looks like it has indeed made all the difference.

Shot location: LGB

Step Back In Time.

With Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos of a “Retro.”

Ummm, Retro…

Shot location: LAX

D’oh!

Definition: “Phrase used to express sudden recognition of a foolish blunder or an ironic turn of events.”

Homer Simpson would agree.

Shot location: LIS (Photo by Bob Holland)

Not Feeling “The Luv.”

It continues to baffle photographers worldwide as to why lightposts are so prolific on final approach.

Photo location: LAS (Photo by Ben Wang)

Slippery Little Suckers.

Yeah, those Maddogs are tricky to catch, sometimes.

Shot location: ATL (Photo by Christopher Weyer)

Even More Great Moments In TCAS History.

“Climb! Climb! Ummm, never mind!”

Shot location: LHR (Photo by Robbie Shaw)

How We Almost “Jacked Up” Being Jacked Up.

Yes, as mentioned in these hallowed pages previously - “Our procrastination is only exceeded by our laziness.” Translation: We almost forgot today’s update.

Enjoy.

Shot location: CLT (Photo by “Sharpshooter”)

A Cause To Celebrate.

A Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos Happy Birthday salute to Captain Carter of Aero Pacific Images fame.

Remember, you will always be older than we are.

Shot location: LGB (photo by Eric Alford)

The Lord Taketh And The Lord Giveth.

Lose one nose and you receive another.

Neat stuff.

Shot location: ATL (Photo by “Sharpshooter”)

Old Bangkok’s Never Fade Away.

They just “rise” to the next occasion.

Shot location: GLA (Photo by Fred Seggie)

Extremely Heavy Metal.

Metal this heavy makes Rammstein look like the Bee Gees.

Shot location: ATL (Photo by "Sharpshooter")

More Great Moments In TCAS Reporting.

“Descend! Descend! Descend!”

Shot location: LHR (Photo by Robbie Shaw)

John Lennon Was Not The Walrus.

However, this Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo is.

Shot location: LAS

Traditional Fish On Friday, Anyone?

Dinner courtesy of the friendly staff at Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos. Enjoy.

Shot location: ONT

A Time To Give Thanks.

Thanks for the wonderful country we live in. Thanks for the Blessings we have. Thanks for family and friends. Thanks for Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos. And finally, thanks for the chance to hang out with a bunch of insane aircraft photographer's like these.

Shot location: Beautiful downtown Baker, California (On our way to LAS)

All Directions Lead To Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

You can trust us on this one.

Shot location: ONT

Final Score: Düsseldorf 1, Air Berlin 0.

Was there ever any doubt about the outcome of this match-up?

Shot location: DUS (Photo by Robbie Shaw)

Proof Long Exposure Times And Flatulence Don’t Mix.

Need we say more?

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)

Here At Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos We Are All Business.

And that includes Totally Jacked Up Photos of business aircraft.

Shot location: PDK (Photo by "Sharpshooter")

“It’s Not The Years, Honey. It’s The Mileage.”

Yes, it is Our Founder’s Birthday today. With another year on the ‘Ol Airframe, and another year immersed in this madness known as aviation, my body feels like it is ready for a D-Check.

Shot location: ONT (Photo by Brandon Weil)

Southwest Airlines’ Latest Theme Bird.

“Jacked Up One.”

Shot location: LAS

“Ladies And Gentlemen, This Is Your Captain Speaking.”

“The Backlit Express is next in line for takeoff, and we thank you for shooting into the sun.”

Shot location: LAX

We Ain’t Playin’ Semantics Here.

There is a reason that the words “Building” and “Obstruction” are used interchangeably.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)

Givin’ It The Old College Try.

And we still were too slow to set up the shot.

We like.

Shot location: LGB

More Men And Their Flying Machines.

Here we have Bader Murad (of Bader Models fame) in front of the Gulf Air A320 he designed the livery for to celebrate the Bahrain 2010 International Airshow.

Nice job.

Shot location: BAH (Photos courtesy of Bader Murad)