Oh My, It’s A Dubai Surprise.

And not just a clever title, either. We like stuff from far away places.

Shot location: DXB (Photo by Bill Hough)

What Does A Whale, Area 51, And An Egyptian Dude (On All Fours, No Less) All Have In Common?

They are players in our Totally Jacked Up soliloquy.

Shot location: LAS

Rampapalooza, Part II.

“Doin’ it, OC Style.”

Shot location: SNA - Behind the “Orange Curtain” (Photo by Captain Carter)

The Stylish Side Of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Take a pinch of “Jacked Up,” add a dash of “artistry,” and bam! Instant style.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Sean Moran)

Dust On The Lens? Funny Clouds? A Tree? UFO?

At Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos we are not interested in getting to the bottom of these questions. We just like the results.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)

Come Celebrate The First Flight Of The Boeing 747-8.

The only way we know how – Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo style!

Shot location: PAE (Photo by Jon Ostrower – FlightBlogger)

Opa-Locka Oops.

And such pretty colors, too.

Shot location OPF (Photo by Bob Holland)

Irrefutable Proof…

…That UFO’s Exist.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Captain Carter)

Tales From The Squawk List.

Captain: “Right engine missing.”


Maintenance: “Right engine found.”

Shot location: LAX MX (Photos by Brandon Weil)

“The Name’s Boeing. Mr. Boeing.”

“And I like my photos neither shaken nor stirred. Just Jacked Up.”

Shot location: SEA (Photo by “ValkyrieXB70”)

On Any Sunday.

Not just the title of arguably the best motorcycle movie ever made, but also the Modus Operandi of aviation photographers worldwide.

We approve of the results.

Shot location: AGP (Photo by Javier Luque)

Totally Jacked Up Photoski.

It is strongly suggested you admire it, Comrade.

Shot location: VKO (Photo by James Mellon)

Now That The Statute Of Limitations Has Run Out.

When maintenance gets bored - Call it the late nights, the bad coffee, or even just true, bold unadulterated debauchery.

The plane flew like that for two months.

Shot location: ONT (Victim - N323TZ)

Obsession.

Forsaking food, sleep and even a shower, the lonely photographer soldiers on with high hopes and dreams of that “Perfect Shot.”

We salute the madness of the human condition.

Shot location: ANC (Photo by Fred Seggie)

East Meets West.

China Cargo MD-11, meet Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Captain Carter)

Hazy.

It is not purple. It is not a shade of winter. It is not the guy who founded ILFC.

It is simply today’s installment courtesy of a crappy camera and a dirty window.

Shot location: PHX (Window provided by Southwest Airlines)

A Fish Tale?

The photographer's equivalent of the one that got away.

Shot location: QFO (Photo by Roberto Pla’)

Mother Fokker!

Recipe for disaster – Night time, snow, nervous jitters, full moon and a rogue ramper.

We love this stuff.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)

Our Stock In Trade.

Light poles and signs. Where would we be without them.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Ben Wang)

They Say That Sex Sells.

We agree. What a nice ass.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Sean Moran)

Why Do We Love RVSM?

‘Cause you can get Totally Jacked Up Air-To-Air Aircraft Photos.

Shot location: Up in the air somewhere east of PSP

Road Trip!

Occasionally we like to get out.

Shot location: LAX RWY 24L (Bound for SFO)

How Do I Jack Up Thee? Let Me Count The Ways.

Now this is true poetry in motion.

Shot location: ZRH (Photo by Dave Lythgoe)