Thursday, December 31, 2009

Knee-Jerking 101.

With the invention of the “Crotch Bomber,” this seems to be the future of aviation when “Authorities” over react.

Shot location: YVR (photo by Tobias Lutterodt)

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

One Day At The Fuel Pit.

“Iz simple, Senor. We pump gas, you pay bill. Comprendre?”

Shot location: ONT

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Big Lens, Small Sensor?

This “Death by Telephoto” beauty slipped into our inbox from a galaxy far away, and fortunately, a long time ago.

We like it that way.

Shot location: Unknown (Photo by “Who Cares”)

Monday, December 28, 2009

Exposure Not Included.

Once you go “Black,” you never go back.

Shot location: IAH (Photo by Brandon Weil)

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Yes, It Is The Real Thing.

Unlike other so-called “Aviation Photo” sites, we actually provide a real Moon in our photos.

Shot location: SFO

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas From The Staff At Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

May everyone have a joyous New Year and many happy photo excursions.

Just remember to send the “Jacked Up” ones to us.

Shot location: AAQ (Photo by Fred Seggie)

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Airplane For Sale.

Flown by little old lady from Chino only on weekends. Just needs a few things to get her airborne (the plane, not the little old lady), real low-time, and we pray you have real low expectations, too.

Shot location: CNO

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Another Day…

…, Another Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

It’s what we do.

Shot location: LAX

Monday, December 21, 2009

“Holy Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo, Batman!”

“Robin, this Aggressive Telephoto treachery looks like the work of the Joker.”

Shot location: BUR

Sunday, December 20, 2009


This teaching moment was brought to you by those who simply could not wait until the 737 was out of the hanger.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Racing For Pink-Slips.

We don’t know the outcome, but we can guarantee someone was walking home that day.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Michael Breckshot)

Friday, December 18, 2009

The Definition Of Cool.

When your shoes match your airplane’s paint job - You got it "Goin’ On.”

Shot location: POC

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Congratulations Boeing On The 787's First Flight.

And to celebrate, here is a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos salute to “Plastic” airplanes.

Shot location: Not important

Monday, December 14, 2009

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!

Monster Fork Lifts, 767’s and more. Be there!!!

Shot location: ATL (Photo by Christopher Weyer)

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Friday, December 11, 2009

Men At Work.

Brought to you by the staff of Totally Jacked Up Hanger Photos.

Shot location: ONT

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Step Back In Time.

With Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos of a “Retro.”

Ummm, Retro…

Shot location: LAX

Tuesday, December 8, 2009


Definition: “Phrase used to express sudden recognition of a foolish blunder or an ironic turn of events.”

Homer Simpson would agree.

Shot location: LIS (Photo by Bob Holland)

Monday, December 7, 2009

Not Feeling “The Luv.”

It continues to baffle photographers worldwide as to why lightposts are so prolific on final approach.

Photo location: LAS (Photo by Ben Wang)

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Slippery Little Suckers.

Yeah, those Maddogs are tricky to catch, sometimes.

Shot location: ATL (Photo by Christopher Weyer)

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Friday, December 4, 2009

How We Almost “Jacked Up” Being Jacked Up.

Yes, as mentioned in these hallowed pages previously - “Our procrastination is only exceeded by our laziness.” Translation: We almost forgot today’s update.


Shot location: CLT (Photo by “Sharpshooter”)

Thursday, December 3, 2009

A Cause To Celebrate.

A Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos Happy Birthday salute to Captain Carter of Aero Pacific Images fame.

Remember, you will always be older than we are.

Shot location: LGB (photo by Eric Alford)

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

The Lord Taketh And The Lord Giveth.

Lose one nose and you receive another.

Neat stuff.

Shot location: ATL (Photo by “Sharpshooter”)

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Old Bangkok’s Never Fade Away.

They just “rise” to the next occasion.

Shot location: GLA (Photo by Fred Seggie)

Monday, November 30, 2009

Extremely Heavy Metal.

Metal this heavy makes Rammstein look like the Bee Gees.

Shot location: ATL (Photo by "Sharpshooter")

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Friday, November 27, 2009

Traditional Fish On Friday, Anyone?

Dinner courtesy of the friendly staff at Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos. Enjoy.

Shot location: ONT

Thursday, November 26, 2009

A Time To Give Thanks.

Thanks for the wonderful country we live in. Thanks for the Blessings we have. Thanks for family and friends. Thanks for Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos. And finally, thanks for the chance to hang out with a bunch of insane aircraft photographer's like these.

Shot location: Beautiful downtown Baker, California (On our way to LAS)

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Final Score: Düsseldorf 1, Air Berlin 0.

Was there ever any doubt about the outcome of this match-up?

Shot location: DUS (Photo by Robbie Shaw)

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Here At Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos We Are All Business.

And that includes Totally Jacked Up Photos of business aircraft.

Shot location: PDK (Photo by "Sharpshooter")

Saturday, November 21, 2009

“It’s Not The Years, Honey. It’s The Mileage.”

Yes, it is Our Founder’s Birthday today. With another year on the ‘Ol Airframe, and another year immersed in this madness known as aviation, my body feels like it is ready for a D-Check.

Shot location: ONT (Photo by Brandon Weil)

Thursday, November 19, 2009

“Ladies And Gentlemen, This Is Your Captain Speaking.”

“The Backlit Express is next in line for takeoff, and we thank you for shooting into the sun.”

Shot location: LAX

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

We Ain’t Playin’ Semantics Here.

There is a reason that the words “Building” and “Obstruction” are used interchangeably.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Monday, November 16, 2009

More Men And Their Flying Machines.

Here we have Bader Murad (of Bader Models fame) in front of the Gulf Air A320 he designed the livery for to celebrate the Bahrain 2010 International Airshow.

Nice job.

Shot location: BAH (Photos courtesy of Bader Murad)