Thursday, July 30, 2009


Warning: Sneezing while holding a camera may lead to a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

Ooops, too late.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)

Monday, July 27, 2009

Another Reason We Have Red Light Cameras At Intersections.

We “Seymour” reasons why this is undoubtedly true.

"That will be $400.00 dollars, please."

Shot location: ORD (Photo by Kozmania)

Friday, July 24, 2009

Back To The Future?

“Forget the car, Marty. When this C-47 gets up to 88 knots - You’re going to see some serious shit.”

Shot location: LSV (Photo by Matt Cornell)

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Is That A Windsock, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

This is the essence, heart, and soul of our mission at Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Shot location: EDI (Photo by Jim Fulton)

Monday, July 20, 2009

Photographer’s Nightmare, An Arborists Dream?

Trees and airplanes. They kinda’ get along like Matter and Anti-Matter. They mix like oil and water. They go together like Michael Jackson and young boys.

Well, you get the idea.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Captain Carter)

Saturday, July 18, 2009

The Face Of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Short of sleep, and wayyy low on coffee, our Glorious Founder cruises around in the staff bug-smasher in search of (what else) Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Shot location: Loitering around L70

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Killing Many Birds With The Lone Proverbial Stone.

Time to celebrate the arrival of summer, another Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo, and finally, one for the illustrious DAC Man.

Shot location: LAX

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Monday, July 13, 2009

Words To The Wise.

Why your prescription says “Do not operate heavy machinery after taking this medication.”

You can add photography to that warning, too.

Shot location: SNA (Photo by Matt Cornell)

Friday, July 10, 2009

World’s Biggest Hedge Trimmer.

“Just a little off the top, please.”

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Captain Carter)

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Of Virgins And Cheesy Clichés.

Yes, we continue with the cheap & cheesy clichés of airplanes and poles. This time it really is a Virgin.

Shot location: SNA (Photo by Captain Carter)

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Singin’ The Blues.

Add a dash of nighttime, a dose of knuckleheaded ramper in a vehicle, plus a semi-sober photographer, and what do you get? A Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo, of course.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik “Gimmie Another Pint” French)

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Michael Jackson Ain’t Got Nothin’ On Us.

‘Cause nothing beats a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo from the land of the midnight sun.

Shot location: ANC (Photo by Captain Carter)

Monday, July 6, 2009

The Day After.

A weekend of binge drinking will usually produce these kinds of results.

Depending on the severity of your hangover, of course.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Rules Of The Road.

Everyone must pull over for emergency vehicles. “This includes aircraft, buddy.”

Shot location: LGB

Saturday, July 4, 2009

God Bless America.

A Happy Fourth of July to all, with hopes and prayers that we return to a country that had flight attendants which looked like this.

Shot location: SAN (Photographer unknown)

Friday, July 3, 2009

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Death Of The Boeing 737 Eyebrow Window.

Here is irrefutable proof, as demonstrated on a hapless Boeing 737-500.

Shot location: LAX (Photos courtesy our Smartphone Division)

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Zen And The Art Of Aircraft Maintenance.

Our Founder takes an "Insightful" ride on the forward baggage “Magic Carpet.”

Shot location: ONT (Photos by Brandon Weil)