Knee-Jerking 101.

With the invention of the “Crotch Bomber,” this seems to be the future of aviation when “Authorities” over react.

Shot location: YVR (photo by Tobias Lutterodt)

One Day At The Fuel Pit.

“Iz simple, Senor. We pump gas, you pay bill. Comprendre?”

Shot location: ONT

Big Lens, Small Sensor?

This “Death by Telephoto” beauty slipped into our inbox from a galaxy far away, and fortunately, a long time ago.

We like it that way.

Shot location: Unknown (Photo by “Who Cares”)

Exposure Not Included.

Once you go “Black,” you never go back.

Shot location: IAH (Photo by Brandon Weil)

Yes, It Is The Real Thing.

Unlike other so-called “Aviation Photo” sites, we actually provide a real Moon in our photos.

Shot location: SFO

They Say The Eyes Are The Window To The Soul.

We say seat 9A is a window to a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

Shot location: LAX

Merry Christmas From The Staff At Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

May everyone have a joyous New Year and many happy photo excursions.

Just remember to send the “Jacked Up” ones to us.

Shot location: AAQ (Photo by Fred Seggie)

Airplane For Sale.

Flown by little old lady from Chino only on weekends. Just needs a few things to get her airborne (the plane, not the little old lady), real low-time, and we pray you have real low expectations, too.

Shot location: CNO

Another Day…

…, Another Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

It’s what we do.

Shot location: LAX

“Holy Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo, Batman!”

“Robin, this Aggressive Telephoto treachery looks like the work of the Joker.”

Shot location: BUR

Patience.

This teaching moment was brought to you by those who simply could not wait until the 737 was out of the hanger.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)

Racing For Pink-Slips.

We don’t know the outcome, but we can guarantee someone was walking home that day.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Michael Breckshot)

The Definition Of Cool.

When your shoes match your airplane’s paint job - You got it "Goin’ On.”

Shot location: POC

More Great Moments In Cockpit Voice Recording.

“What The F**K!!!”

Shot location: LGB, RWY 7R

Nothing Beats A Great Pair 'O Legs.

Gams courtesy of N317 and N323TZ.

Shot location: ONT

Congratulations Boeing On The 787's First Flight.

And to celebrate, here is a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos salute to “Plastic” airplanes.

Shot location: Not important

Intelligent Camouflage.

Think it will work?

Shot location: LAS (Photo by Robbie Shaw)

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!

Monster Fork Lifts, 767’s and more. Be there!!!

Shot location: ATL (Photo by Christopher Weyer)

“Have A Nice Day.”

It’s All Smiles With Us. It’s what we live for.

Shot location: LAS

Men At Work.

Brought to you by the staff of Totally Jacked Up Hanger Photos.

Shot location: ONT

“Therefore, I Have Chosen The Road Less Traveled.”

And it looks like it has indeed made all the difference.

Shot location: LGB

Step Back In Time.

With Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos of a “Retro.”

Ummm, Retro…

Shot location: LAX

D’oh!

Definition: “Phrase used to express sudden recognition of a foolish blunder or an ironic turn of events.”

Homer Simpson would agree.

Shot location: LIS (Photo by Bob Holland)

Not Feeling “The Luv.”

It continues to baffle photographers worldwide as to why lightposts are so prolific on final approach.

Photo location: LAS (Photo by Ben Wang)

Slippery Little Suckers.

Yeah, those Maddogs are tricky to catch, sometimes.

Shot location: ATL (Photo by Christopher Weyer)

Even More Great Moments In TCAS History.

“Climb! Climb! Ummm, never mind!”

Shot location: LHR (Photo by Robbie Shaw)

How We Almost “Jacked Up” Being Jacked Up.

Yes, as mentioned in these hallowed pages previously - “Our procrastination is only exceeded by our laziness.” Translation: We almost forgot today’s update.

Enjoy.

Shot location: CLT (Photo by “Sharpshooter”)

A Cause To Celebrate.

A Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos Happy Birthday salute to Captain Carter of Aero Pacific Images fame.

Remember, you will always be older than we are.

Shot location: LGB (photo by Eric Alford)

The Lord Taketh And The Lord Giveth.

Lose one nose and you receive another.

Neat stuff.

Shot location: ATL (Photo by “Sharpshooter”)

Old Bangkok’s Never Fade Away.

They just “rise” to the next occasion.

Shot location: GLA (Photo by Fred Seggie)