Baked, Boiled or Fried, Any Way You Cook It, She's A Tasty looking Bird.

Shot location: FLL (Photo by Bob Holland)

Robots Invade The World - The Airplane.

Robots Invade The World - The Vacuum (Cat Not Included).

After watching these two videos, you too will see where technology is taking us.

Watch them both at the same time - They're a lot funnier that way.

Tuesday's Trip Through The Trees.

Remember to pack your camera bag, hat, sun screen, water, snack, and a chainsaw, maybe?

Shot location: SLU (Photo by Nik French)

Spain Reclaims California - Welcome Back Iberia.

LAWA water cannons make sure it rains on planes arriving from Spain.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Sean Moran)

A Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos First. Or, How The 747 Got Away.

One 747. Two photographers. Same Place. Same time. Same result.

Even we couldn't make this stuff up.

Shot location: LAX (Photos by Joe "The G" Walker and Captain Carter)

Between Yin & Yang, We'll Take The Yang.

Another quickie shot from the hip.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Sean Moran)

787 - A Composure Of Composites.

Plastics is as plastics does.

Shot location: BFI (Photo by Joe "The G" Walker)

The Real Jacked Up Photos Of Orange County.

Rich & Sexy.

Shot location: SNA (Photos by Captain Carter)

The Planes In Spain Look Wonderful From The Train.

Even from the comfort of their coach seats, our staff is always on the lookout for Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Shot location: EMG (Photo by David Curnock)

Wizard Of Ahhhhhhh's, Part II.

A plethora of Gulfstreams, including baseball star Alex Rodriguez's G-IV, a private 727, a Southern California Edison chopper, and we did it all at a place notorious for photographic hostility, too.

Shot location: ONT

Fable Of The Airbus And The Palm Tree.

Strange bed-fellows make for great photographic partners.

Shot location: PHX (Photo by Bill Hough)

Paradise Lost, Or Paradise Found?

We here at Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos know the answer to this and many photographic mysteries.

Shot location: SLU (Photo by Nik French)

747-8 Intercontinental Is Airborne!

EVERETT - RC001 was airborne on its maiden sortie as of 9:59 AM PT. Continuing coverage of the first flight of the 747-8I on FlightBlogger and flightglobal.com.

Shot location: PAE (Photo and info courtesy of FlightBlogger)

First United/Continental A320 Spotted At Houston Maintenance Base.

Shot location: IAH (Photo courtesy of our Texas Smartphone Division)

Boeing Airplanes That Never Flew.

Have you ever heard of the Boeing International Husky? How about the Boeing 755? If you haven't, you're not alone.

Video courtesy King 5 News, Seattle

Space Shuttle Discovery's Final Flight.

And we would not present this historical event to our loyal viewers any other way.

Shot location: TTS (Photo by Ben Wang)

March Madness.

Some days it DOES pay to get out of bed.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Michael Breckshot)

Dreaming Of A Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

Sleep well, loyal viewers.

Shot location: STN (Photo by Allan Huse)

St. Maarten, Part II.

Yes, you too can grab a stool at the Sunset Bar & Grill and join in on the fun.

Cheeseburgers in paradise, anyone?

Shot location: SXM (Photo by Nik "How many pints have I had?" French)

St. Maarten As You Have Never Seen It.

We like this view of the place much better.

Shot location: SXM (Photo by Nik French)

Still More Boeing 747-8's In Flight Test.

This time submitted by our Secret, Undercover, Stealth California Smartphone Division.

Shot location: PMD

The Wizard Of Ahhhhhhh's.

Sometimes, it just boggles the mind how much crap you can get into one photo.

Shot location: LAX

We Go Undercover, Again.

Roving Smartphone Reporter, H.B., really does get around.

We may have to actually start paying this guy.

Shot location: Marine Corps Air Station (MCAS), Camp Pendleton

"On His Six, And Goin' To Guns!"

Shot location: CrystalAire Gliderport, Llano CA. USA (Photo by Commander John Flores)

Have A Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo And A Smile.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by ValkyrieXB70)

And All "Spirits" Shall Rise...

...For a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

Shot location: FLL (Photo by Nik French)

It's Spy Photo Sunday.

The rarely (if ever) seem interior of Coast Guard Station, LAX (USCG-LAX)

Photos by our roving smartphone reporter, H.B. (Yes, he indeed gets around)

Photos Of The Day.

From us to you - The the blog that keeps on giving.

Shot location: LAX (Photos by Michael Breckshot)

In Houston, This Is known As A Pit Stop.

Shot location: IAH (Photo courtesy of our Texas Smartphone Division)

At Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos...

..., We put "The Bomb" in Bombardier.

Disclaimer: "It's the bomb" is a slang expression for saying something is cool, good, impressive, etc.

Shot location: SJC (Photo by Bill Hough)

Herman Melville Would Have Been Proud.

"There she blows!--there she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It Is Moby Dick!"

Shot location: JFK (Photo by Sandy Hawkins)

"View From The Tower: The Ones That Got Away (aka The Bloopers)"

View from the tower: The ones that got away (aka The Bloopers): "Occasionally, I have received complimentary comments about some of the photos I've shown here. In a few instances, someone will even ask how..."

Words from a blog we discovered called "View from the tower." Clicky-clicky on the above link and check out the rest of the candy.

All shots taken at LAX.