When Airplanes Go Bad.

When we are bad we go to jail. So do airplanes that misbehave, which makes for a “good” Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

Shot location: MIA (Photo by Nik French)

Planes, Ditches And Automobiles.

Sounds like a pretty good title for a movie or television series.

Shot location: LGB

Get “Screwed” At Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Ever seen the horizontal stabilizer jackscrew of a Boeing 737-800? You have now.

Shot location: ONT (Inside the "Hell Hole" of N319TZ)

To Post Or Not To Post - That Was The Question.

Our staff actually kicked this one around for awhile, as we were not quite sure if this was a true Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo or a work of art. Nice job by our European Correspondent.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)

Move Into The Light, My Child.

Seems this G-IIB has the right idea for salvation.

Shot location: ONT

jetWhite? Number Two in a Series.

Yes, moving right along with our “White Series” of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos, we bring you this lovely A320 showing its best side.

Shot location: LGB

A Tree-Hugger’s Paradise.

Apparently the smog around Los Angeles has yet to kill off all living things, as graphically shown by theses pesky examples of nature’s flora.

And Manchester Airport (MAN) thought they had the market cornered by wild trees (sorry, Nik).

Shot locations: LAX (Photos by Captain Carter)

This Butt’s For You, Too.

Nothing beats a chiseled, aerodynamic rear end, we say.

Shot location: LGB

With All of The Talk About Election Polls…

…, we thought we would conduct a couple of poles of our own. We say there is indeed a clear winner here - Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Shot locations: LAX

Support Your Local Airport Operations Agent.

They are not all anti-aviation, grumpy goons that hate aircraft spotters and photographers. Some of them encourage these sports (like our Founder, shown here).

Shot location: LGB

Get Mooned By The Staff of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Feels good? We thought so.

Shot Location: ONT

The Right Tool For The Job.

It has been said to do the job right you must first have the right tools, and this definitely includes the vehicles for the Baghdad International Airport Operations team. This armored, black beauty is just the thing for runway crater inspections, protection from double-secret IED’s, and runs to the local Food King outside the Green Zone.

Shot Location: Off Airport and Top Secret

The Pure Pleasure of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Ah, the ecstasy and the eroticism. The things we go through to pleasure (legally) our loyal fan base of (now up to) seven people.

Shot location: EMT

This Butt’s For You.

Yes, many a things can entice a mans steely gaze, however, absolutely nothing will rivet the attention like a damn nice rear end. So, for all of you out there that appreciate the pleasing shape and firmness of a beautiful backside, here you go.

Shot location: RAL

Gremlins Part Two.

Caught in the act by the staff on crack, Umm, make that our crack staff, these pesky creatures are most curious about what makes an aircraft tick.

Shot location: ONT

Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos Most Excellent Adventure.

Parking in a taxiway is never recommended. Unless, of course, it is to get ya’self some Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

We give this one three thumbs up.

Shot location: ONT

Life in The Post 9/11 World.

In a world of tight security for wheel-chaired grandma’s and the smelly TSA shoe test, we, the staff of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos, still go the distance to get our rabid viewer base the best Jacked Up Photos the FAA will allow (or did they?).

Shot location: SMO

Our Mad Drive For Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

And when we say drive, we most certainly mean it. During one of many meandering staff tours on the aerodrome, our quick and caffeinated photojock felt the urge to “fire one off,” as our retro Cheech & Chong van rumbled along the flight line. Too bad shocks are not standard equipment on aircraft maintenance vehicles.

Shot location: ONT

No Matter How Near, Nor How Far.

For that matter, makes no difference where you are. Especially when it comes to grabbing a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

Shot location: LAX

Busted?

While in the midst of a United States Presidential election season, we here at Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos decided to expand our own political clout via a surgical strike by video crew. Good idea? You bet. Parking between runway and taxiway, thus incurring the wrath of Airport Operations (the knucklehead in the white shirt and hat), not a good idea. The frosting on the proverbial cake? Nail the FAA Lear 60 while out screwing around on said airport, being harassed by Airport Ops.

Thank the Maker our unpaid, abused, coffee-fetching intern Stud Monkey was there to get a Jacked Up Photo of it all for posterity’s sake.

Shot location: LGB

Pitfalls of Communism #23

If it is weird, it is British. If it is Ugly, it is French. If it is weird, and ugly, it is Russian.

Shot locations: Deep behind the Iron Curtain (Photos by Robbie Shaw)

Gremlims?

Nah, just our staff intern Stud Monkey poking his head through the emergency escape hatch on ATA’s N164AT after a troop movement flight from HNL.

A beautiful aircraft the Lockheed L-1011. A Totally Jacked Up Photo, though.

Shot location: ONT (at O’Dark-Thirty in the morning)

And Now We Bring You… Rampapalooza!

Yes, there is a party on the ramp, and here is a Totally Jacked Up Photo to prove it.

Who said we weren’t hip.

Shot location: LGB

Yo Quiero Payments.

When you are sick, you get to meet your doctor. When you are in trouble, you get to meet your lawyer. When you don’t make your 737-700 lease payments, well, you get to meet the Repo Man. This Boeing has been in airplane jail for well over a year now.

Shot location: ONT