Extremely Heavy Metal.

Metal this heavy makes Rammstein look like the Bee Gees.

Shot location: ATL (Photo by "Sharpshooter")

More Great Moments In TCAS Reporting.

“Descend! Descend! Descend!”

Shot location: LHR (Photo by Robbie Shaw)

John Lennon Was Not The Walrus.

However, this Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo is.

Shot location: LAS

Traditional Fish On Friday, Anyone?

Dinner courtesy of the friendly staff at Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos. Enjoy.

Shot location: ONT

A Time To Give Thanks.

Thanks for the wonderful country we live in. Thanks for the Blessings we have. Thanks for family and friends. Thanks for Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos. And finally, thanks for the chance to hang out with a bunch of insane aircraft photographer's like these.

Shot location: Beautiful downtown Baker, California (On our way to LAS)

All Directions Lead To Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

You can trust us on this one.

Shot location: ONT

Final Score: Düsseldorf 1, Air Berlin 0.

Was there ever any doubt about the outcome of this match-up?

Shot location: DUS (Photo by Robbie Shaw)

Proof Long Exposure Times And Flatulence Don’t Mix.

Need we say more?

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)

Here At Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos We Are All Business.

And that includes Totally Jacked Up Photos of business aircraft.

Shot location: PDK (Photo by "Sharpshooter")

“It’s Not The Years, Honey. It’s The Mileage.”

Yes, it is Our Founder’s Birthday today. With another year on the ‘Ol Airframe, and another year immersed in this madness known as aviation, my body feels like it is ready for a D-Check.

Shot location: ONT (Photo by Brandon Weil)

Southwest Airlines’ Latest Theme Bird.

“Jacked Up One.”

Shot location: LAS

“Ladies And Gentlemen, This Is Your Captain Speaking.”

“The Backlit Express is next in line for takeoff, and we thank you for shooting into the sun.”

Shot location: LAX

We Ain’t Playin’ Semantics Here.

There is a reason that the words “Building” and “Obstruction” are used interchangeably.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)

Givin’ It The Old College Try.

And we still were too slow to set up the shot.

We like.

Shot location: LGB

More Men And Their Flying Machines.

Here we have Bader Murad (of Bader Models fame) in front of the Gulf Air A320 he designed the livery for to celebrate the Bahrain 2010 International Airshow.

Nice job.

Shot location: BAH (Photos courtesy of Bader Murad)

What’s For Breakfast?

Nothing beats a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo in the morning.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)

Fly “Tommy Cook” Vacations...

…, and get a free Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo as a souvenir.

Shot location: LAS

We Believe In a Viewers Right To Choose.

An act of photographic desperation, or an artistic genius?

You decide.

Shot location: MHT (Photo by Albert Kitomari)

Viva Las Vegas!

Yes, we are bound for Las Vegas today for some fun, games, and hopefully some Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos. See ya’ when we get back, and until then, enjoy some tasty morsels from last year.

Shot location: VGT

Knockin’ At Your Backdoor.

Looky what’s tryin’ to sneaky into the hanger.

Shot location: ONT

Go U.S.A.!

Up into the sky and into Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo history.

Shot location: LGB (Dedicated to the Delta Three Spotters)

Chinese Fast Food.

Cathay 747 on a stick – Yummy!

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Christopher Weyer)

What Shakespeare’s Hamlet might have said.

“To focus, or not to focus? That is the question.”

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Bill Hough)

Get “Blown” At Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

A blown up image, that is.

Shot location: SFO (Photo by Jordan Hayes)

Old Jedi Mind Trick.

“You don’t need to have perfect lighting.” “I don’t need to have perfect lighting.”

“You will take Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.” “I will take Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.”

Shot location: LGB

1001 Uses For Duct Tape.

Use #981: Instant fuselage repair kit.

Photo location: Somewhere in Alaska (Photographer unknown)

Great Moments In Collision Avoidance. Or, What The TCAS Saw.

“Hard Right!”

Shot location: BUR

Photo Of The Day.

Considering we usually post one photo per day, this one wins hands down.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Bill Hough)

Doin’ Hard Time.

More “Bad Boys” in jail.

Shot location: ONT