Plastic Surgery…

…, or just missing “The Mark?”

Shot location: HND (Photo by Tobias Lutterodt)

Hey, Pick On Someone Your Own Size!

Or is it just a matter of perspective?

Shot location: LAS (Photo by Captain Carter)

Fat Albert & The Gang.

While the childhood cartoon made us laugh, this pic just makes us smile.

Shot location: MHR (Photo by Brad Waler)

Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos Assists With Downed Aircraft.

Our staff has done a lot of interesting things (most of them legal), but this is a new one for us. On 03/24/2010 (19:01 local time), N5101X ran out of fuel approximately one nautical mile south of Brackett Field (POC). The pilot executed a beautiful landing on a crowded Highway 57 at peak traffic hour, with no damage to airplane, cars or humans.

After refueling, your hardworking staff assisted (yes, really) the California Highway Patrol with aircraft recovery and subsequent taxiing of the Champion 7KC via HWY 57, HWY 10 and surface streets to POC. The hardest part of the evening was shoe-horning the plane through a perimeter gate, as a landing is the preferred method of arrival. Go figure.

We even made the evening news (our Founder is in the safety jacket).

 

We Love The Nightlife.

Proof that our staff neither slumbers nor sobers up for any length of time.

Shot location: LAS (Photos by Joe “The G” Walker)

More Tales From The Squawk List.

Commander to Crew Chief: “Number two gear box making ‘Grunting’ sound.”

Crew Chief to Commander: “Grunt found and subsequently removed.”

Shot location: NKX (Photo by Eric Alford)

Exciting Career Opportunities!

Tired of your dead-end job? Well, join the rewarding field of professional aviation maintenance personnel. Visit exotic locales, work on multi-million dollar aircraft, pleasant working conditions and free rain suits, too. Will train.

Shot location: Exotic IAH (Photo by Brandon “On Permanent Vacation” Weil)

“♪ EI-EI-REO ♫”

Just like the children’s nursery rhyme (did 'Ol McDonald really own the farm or was it just a Federal subsidy?), this shot is a classic.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)

Photo Of The Day.

Courtesy of a crowded ramp in town for Super Bowl XLIV

Shot location: MIA (Photo by Bob Holland)

More From The Wayback Machine.

Some men look up women’s skirts.

We like to see what’s under the cowling ('Cause if we peeked under skirts we'd go to jail).

Shot location: ONT (N301TZ)

The Abandoned & Unloved.

Rejected by “Something.net,” this pic finds a loving home here at Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Kinda’ like the Island of Misfit Toys, only different.

Shot location: PAE (Photo by Joe “The G” Walker)

A Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo By Any Other Color…

… is still a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Captain Carter)

“Planes Fly So Low Over My House I Can See The Pilots.”

We offer Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos proof that planes have to be extremely low indeed to fall for that piece of anti-airport BS.

Shot location: PDX (Photo by Brad Waler)

What’s Funkier Than The “Double Dutch Bus?”

The triple Totally Jacked Up Dutch Bus, of course.

Shot location: AMS (Photo by Nik French)

Staff Junkett - Again.

Off to the Airliners Show at SFO. We will be back soon with a plethora of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos to get you through your day.

Cheers from the TJUAP staff.

Even Auto Focus Will Not Work For Minimum Wage.

Especially when you need it most.

Shot location: FLL (Photo by Bob Holland)

“Pay No Attention To That Man Behind The Camera!”

Dorothy had to click her heels three times to get back to Kansas.

You only have to click on these three photos to take a trip to The Emerald City.

Shot location: BFI (Photos by Joe G. Walker)

How Close Would You Get For A Klondike Bar?

Very.

Shot location: CLE (Photo by Dave Sterling)

Tales From The Fenceline.

One could call this a Totally “Jat Up” Aircraft Photo.

Shot location: LHR (Photo by Allan Huse)

C’mon, Feel The "Noise."

We Luv it!

Shot location: SMF (Photo by Brad Waler)

Everyday Is An Airshow.

Especially here at Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Shot location: SIN (Photo by Jon Ostrower – FlightBlogger)

Ask And You Shall Indeed Receive.

The call went out for Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos of one of our all-time favorite aircraft, and our European Correspondent stepped up.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)

Long Live The Three-Holer!

One of our all-time favs. Which reminds us to solicit those with DC-8 (another fav) photos out there.

Totally Jacked Up ones, of course.

Shot location: BFI (Photo by Joe G. Walker)

It Has Been Said That Women Are A Mystery Wrapped In An Enigma.

So is this photo. It fits our criteria tremendously, however, our staff draws a blank (naturally) as to its owner (we found him).

Shot location: LHR (Photographer identified - James Mellon. Thank you, sir)