Whilst Uncorking The Biggest Bottle Of Champagne The World Ever Saw, The Staff Of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos Wished Everyone A Happy, Blessed, And Prosperous New Year.

Shot location: LAX (Photo courtesy of CaptainVector)

Meanwhile, Back At That Pub Next To Manchester Airport.

Have a pint for us, laddies.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by David Kirk)

Great Moments In Inflight Service: "Don't Even Think About Asking Me For A Second Cup of Coffee."

Shot location: ONT, N301TZ (Photo by Brandon Weil)

Merry Christmas From The Staff, Family And Friends At Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Shot location: 2O3

How Does Santa Find His Way Every Year? Jeppesen Charts, Of Course. Merry Christmas, Everyone!

Christmas Will Soon Be Upon Us, And Some Folks Are Getting Out Of Town For the Holiday. "Chicken Ranch? Nah, We're Headin' For the Chickenstrip!"

Shot location: Saline Valley, Death Valley National Park, California. It is affectionately known by pilots as the "Chickenstrip." 1400 feet of bumpy, uphill fun.

(Photos by Ike)

"Dad, Johnny Asked You For a Chocolate Airplne For Christmas, But I Know What I Want..."

"I want my very own Boeing 737 airplane kit."

Shot location, Berthoud, Colorado

Father: "Son, What Do You Want Santa To Bring You For Christmas This Year?"

"Well, I got a turbine-powered go-cart last year, dad, so how about an airplane made of chocolate this time."

Shot location: Near CDG (Photo by Ray Maker)

Twofer Tuesday: The "Coming & Going" Edition.

Shot location: LAX (Photos courtesy of CaptainVector)

Westjet Just Raised the Bar For "A Class-Act" Way Beyond Any Airline I Have Ever Seen.

Video courtesy, Westjet

With All Due Respect To Marilyn Chambers, We Present "Behind The Blue Door."

 Shot location: LAX (Photo by CaptainVector)

Why Our Parents Always Told Us To Wear A Helmet.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by ValkyrieXB70)

It's Humpday. But Why "Hump It" If You Can Swallow It?

Shot location: Shijiazhuang, China

Twofer Tuesday.

Shot location: YXX (Photos courtesy of Tobias Lutterodt)

It's Saturday Night. Want To See A Hot "Chick?"

Shot location: LHR (Photo by Allan Huse)

Fireflies And A Slight Case Of The Jitters.

Shot location: MAN (Photos courtesy of Nik French)

The Wonders Of Winnemucca!

Shot location: Veteran's Park, Winnemucca, Nevada (Photos by Commander John Flores)

Twofer Tuesday.

Shot location: LAX (Photos by Michael Breckshot)

It's December 1st. Time For A Cold, Wintery Photo To Set The Mood For The Coming Holiday Season.

Shot location: RDM (Photo by Brad Waler)