"Spock, What Is It?"

“It appears to be some crude thrust control apparatus, Captain.”

Shot location: ONT (N323TZ)

Another One From The W.T.F. Is It Department.

Is it an upcoming episode of Myth Busters? Is it the California State Road Department (CalTrans) hard at work (Hah!)? Is it a giant rocket powered bong? Email us with your answers.

Shot location: CNO (Photo by Michael Breckshot)

Autofocus! My Kingdom For Autofocus!

Then again, why spoil all the fun of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Shot location: LGB

A Memorial Day Salute.

To the United States armed forces, and to all of those whom have served. A Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo salute.

Shot location: CNO (Photo by Michael Breckshot)

Obama Motors?

With the unprecedented federal takeover of American auto manufacturers, one wonders if this will be the future of "Green" Airport Police and Operations vehicles.

We hope not.

Shot location: LGB

Joe Isuzu, Meet Mr. Mustang.

There never seems to be a policeman when you need one, and there never seems to be a shortage of ramp vehicles Jacking Up your photos, too.

Shot location: CNO (Photo by Michael Breckshot)

Prowling By Stealth.

After gaining access to the secret military installation, our Glorious Founder snapped a quick self portrait while at the aerodrome.

Shot location: Marine Corp Air Station Camp Pendleton (NFG)

Party Like A Rock Star.

It appears that trashing the place is still high on the list of the Rich & Infamous.

At least they did not throw the television out the window.

Shot location: ONT (N213BA)

What’s Slicker Than Waterboarding?

A Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo, of course.

Shot location: LGB (Photo by Eric Alford)

Sex And The Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

Yes, just another stiff pole.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)

Another Greek Tragedy.

Homer had his, so now we have ours.

Enjoy.

Shot location: MAN (photo by Nik French)

*Freighters In The Night…

…, posing for Totally Jacked Up Photos. Freighters in the night…

*Sung to the music of Frank Sinatra’s “Strangers in the Night”

Shot location: ONT

Palm Sunday?

Nah, just a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo from Paradise.

Shot location: BGI (Photo by Jim Fulton)

The Joy Of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

See the smile on this guys face. He’s just snagged a Jacked Up Aircraft photo (trust us on this one).

Shot location: LGB (Photo by Captain Carter)

Our Mea Culpa.

Things have been pretty busy around the Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos office, however, the activity had very little to do with aviation, as the lack of updates planely (pun intended) shows.

Therefore, sincerest apologies to our seven loyal viewers, and have a freebie on us.

Shot location: ONT

Spring Is In “The Air.”

It is nice to see that one of our European Correspondents takes “Going Green” seriously.

With all of the nasty free-roaming CO2 in the world, we will probably see a lot more of these photos.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)