Gesundheit!

Warning: Sneezing while holding a camera may lead to a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

Ooops, too late.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)

Another Reason We Have Red Light Cameras At Intersections.

We “Seymour” reasons why this is undoubtedly true.

"That will be $400.00 dollars, please."

Shot location: ORD (Photo by Kozmania)

Back To The Future?

“Forget the car, Marty. When this C-47 gets up to 88 knots - You’re going to see some serious shit.”

Shot location: LSV (Photo by Matt Cornell)

Is That A Windsock, Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

This is the essence, heart, and soul of our mission at Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Shot location: EDI (Photo by Jim Fulton)

Photographer’s Nightmare, An Arborists Dream?

Trees and airplanes. They kinda’ get along like Matter and Anti-Matter. They mix like oil and water. They go together like Michael Jackson and young boys.

Well, you get the idea.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Captain Carter)

The Face Of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Short of sleep, and wayyy low on coffee, our Glorious Founder cruises around in the staff bug-smasher in search of (what else) Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Shot location: Loitering around L70

Killing Many Birds With The Lone Proverbial Stone.

Time to celebrate the arrival of summer, another Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo, and finally, one for the illustrious DAC Man.

Shot location: LAX

Why Texting And Aircraft Photography Don’t Mix.

‘Nuff said.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik “Mr. Twitter” French)

Words To The Wise.

Why your prescription says “Do not operate heavy machinery after taking this medication.”

You can add photography to that warning, too.

Shot location: SNA (Photo by Matt Cornell)

101 Uses For The C-17.

Use #73 - Runway sweeper.

Shot location: LGB

World’s Biggest Hedge Trimmer.

“Just a little off the top, please.”

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Captain Carter)

Of Virgins And Cheesy Clichés.

Yes, we continue with the cheap & cheesy clichés of airplanes and poles. This time it really is a Virgin.

Shot location: SNA (Photo by Captain Carter)

Singin’ The Blues.

Add a dash of nighttime, a dose of knuckleheaded ramper in a vehicle, plus a semi-sober photographer, and what do you get? A Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo, of course.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik “Gimmie Another Pint” French)

Michael Jackson Ain’t Got Nothin’ On Us.

‘Cause nothing beats a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo from the land of the midnight sun.

Shot location: ANC (Photo by Captain Carter)

The Day After.

A weekend of binge drinking will usually produce these kinds of results.

Depending on the severity of your hangover, of course.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)

Rules Of The Road.

Everyone must pull over for emergency vehicles. “This includes aircraft, buddy.”

Shot location: LGB

God Bless America.

A Happy Fourth of July to all, with hopes and prayers that we return to a country that had flight attendants which looked like this.

Shot location: SAN (Photographer unknown)

Shock Cooling Taken To The Extreme.

And baby, we ain’t kidding.

Shot location: LGB (Photo by Doug Kerr)

Death Of The Boeing 737 Eyebrow Window.

Here is irrefutable proof, as demonstrated on a hapless Boeing 737-500.

Shot location: LAX (Photos courtesy our Smartphone Division)

Zen And The Art Of Aircraft Maintenance.

Our Founder takes an "Insightful" ride on the forward baggage “Magic Carpet.”

Shot location: ONT (Photos by Brandon Weil)