Happy New Year From The Staff At Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

New York City has that dumb ball sliding down a pole at midnight.

We proudly offer our own pole.

Shot location: LAS (Photo by Ben Wang)

Smile. You're On Candid Security Camera.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Robbie Shaw)

The New Year Is Almost Upon Us.

And we wouldn't change a thing.

Enjoy.

Shot location: SJC (Photo by Bill Hough)

We're "Branching" Out.

To embrace another Monday.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)

Merry Christmas From The Staff At Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Thank you to all of our loyal viewers and contributors for a joyous 2010, and we look forward to all of you being part of an even better 2011.

God Bless!

Photo by James Mellon

'Twas The Night Before Christmas.

The camera was pointed out the window with such great care. With hopes of getting a picture while still in the air.

The lights were twinkling, ever so bright. Behold, a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo! Such a magnificent sight.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

Shot location: ITM (Photo by MasaTanaka)

We Luv L.A.!

We Luv it!

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Michael Breck-Shot)

In The Spirit Of The Holidays.

With our sincerest apologies to Europe.

Shot location: LHR (Photo by Allan Huse)

YYZ - A Case Study.

Today's edition follows two of our favorite axioms:

1) Focusing is for sissies.
2) Always place a sizeable object between you and your subject.

Photos by WestjetterO

Another "Case Of The Monday's."

"Something.net" quality all the way!

Shot location: PHX (Photo by Bill Hough)

The Sun Also Rises...

On a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

Shot location: ONT

Kingfisher - A Heritage Of Excellence!

And this brand delivers.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik French)

Open 24 Hours A Day To Serve You.

Just because the sun goes down doesn't mean the camera should.

Shot location: STN (Photo by "Wembleybob")

British Steel.

When your 737 needs a lift...

Shot location: LHR (Photo by Allan Huse)

Up Close And Personal With Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Shot location: LAX (Photos by Michael Breck-Shot)

What Happens In Vegas...

... should be shared with everyone.

Shot location: LAS (Photos by Joe "The G" Walker)

LA-Xtravaganza!

Holiday gifts brought to you by Robbie "The Master" Shaw

The Pitfalls Of Autofocus.

It is a double-edged sword, sometimes.

Shot location: LHR (Photo by James Mellon)

Smartphones & Boeings.

"Cell phone division, checking in."

Shot location: IAH (Photos by "Undercover Brother")

The Yin & Yang Of Brake Dust.

Shot location: LAX

Blame It On The 'Ol Maestro.

Here at Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos, we support The Arts.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Ben Wang)

Valley Of The Sun Extravaganza.

Including the always crowd pleasing "Aggressive use of the telephoto lens" disaster.

Shot location: PHX (Photos by Heil08)

U-N-I-T-E-D.

Sure. Just as soon as the rest of the plane catches up.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Michael Breck-shot)

If At First You Don’t Succeed.

Fail again - Miserably.

Shot location: MAN (Photos by Nik French)

They Say You Know When Your Number Is Up.

In this case we'd say it's 40.

Shot location: LAS (Photo by Robbie Shaw)

Drive By "Shootings" At LAX

Photos by Captain Carter

Stop In The Name Of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos!

Shot location: LTN (Photo by James Mellon)

Black Friday.

Why wait in line for a 52-inch flat screen television when you can have a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo for free.

Enjoy.

Shot location: SFO (Photo by Bill Hough)

From Our Staff, Family And Friends To Yours.

A Blessed Thanksgiving to all of our contributors, loyal fans and families.

God Bless.

Anglo-American Cooperation.

American Airlines + British light pole = A lovely Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

Shot location: LHR (Photo by Allan Huse)

We Finally Come Clean.

Back in 2005-2006 I managed to hook up with a production company to do a 9-11 conspiracy move titled “Severe Visibility.” I was "hired" on to be the Aviation Technical Consultant, and nothing more. Well, it soon morphed into production assistant, location scout, continuity, casting assistant (No couches - Damn!), business consultant, director vs. producer referee (they fought all the time), and finally, cast as the Dulles Air Controller in the film (see the back of my head at 1:46 into the trailer). It was a cool speaking part, my film debut close-up, and was filmed in the SMO control tower and digitally blue-screened later to look like a major airport.

I have not seen the film, nor worked with the production company since. I was not given credit for anything except the part of the Dulles Controller (and they misspelled my name! Daryl???). However, the reviews it got (and film festival awards) were pretty good, though.

Would I do it again? Sure, except I would get it all in writing to be the technical consultant next time and actually get paid.

Enjoy.

Howling For Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Shot location: PHX (Photo by ValkyrieXB70)

Founders Day.

Another birthday and a step closer to the scrapper's torch.

Shot location: Mt. San Jacinto overlooking PSP

This Close To Thanksgiving, How About A "Turkey."

With all of the "Trimmings."

Shot location: AYT (Get it?) Photo by Nik French

All That's Digital Is Not Gold.

A K64 slide from "The Master."

Shot location: LHR (Photo by Robbie Shaw)

Beached Whales.

Shot location: LAX (Photos by Michael "Captain Ahab" Breckshot)

"Hump Day" Special.

We plan to run the "Aggressive use of the telephoto lens" theme right into the ground.

Literally.

Shot location: BWI (Photo by Jboulin94)