Wait!!! Wait!!!

While this may appear to be the Keystone Cops of airport operations, there is actually a legitimate explanation to this photo.

However, since the pic is a whole lot funnier than the truth, we ain’t tellin’.

Shot location: LGB (Photo by Captain Carter)

The “Pole” Results Are In.

And Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos Viewers are the clear winners.

No recount was necessary, and all results are final. (Because it is our website, that's why)

Shot location: SJC (Photos by Bill Hough)

“Aggressive” Use Of The Telephoto Lens.

Not assertive, ambitious, enterprising, fierce, go-getting, high-pressure, in-your-face, militant, dynamic, energetic, gung ho, hustling, scrappy, strenuous, vigorous; emphatic, obtrusive; adventuresome, adventurous, venturesome, venturous; audacious, bold, brash, brassy, cheeky, cocksure, cocky, confident, determined, forward, impudent, insolent, overconfident, presumptuous, unapologetic, unsubdued, unyielding; dominating, domineering, imperious, lordly, magisterial, nor overbearing.

Just good ‘Ol fashion “Aggression," folks.

Shot location: LGB (Photo by Captain Carter)

Kick Up Your Heels For Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

This guy did.

Shot location: LGB (Photo by Eric Alford)

It Is Said That Accidents Are A Series Of Events.

And so too are Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos. The timing, the lighting, the aircraft, the scenery, and finally the nail in the proverbial coffin - The sign post.

Shot location: SJC (Photo by Ben Wang)

Wow, That Was Close!

If not for the van, this photographer might have gotten the A330 instead.

Shot location: GVA (Photo by Bob Holland)

Why Aircraft Photographer’s Never Get Laid.

They’re at the airport all damn day (and drink beer and upload photos all night), that’s why.

Shot location: ANC (Photo by Fred Seggie)

In Southern California, This Is Known As June Gloom.

We just call ‘em Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Shot location: LAX

101 Uses For The C-17.

Use #98 – Wingtip lenses make great fly catchers.

Shot location: LGB

Valet Parking?

“Just put it somewhere nice, and here’s $50.00 for your troubles”

Shot location: CNO

Break Dancing, Alaskan Style.

“We’d give that a six, but if you can spin on your head it could be a nine.”

Shot location: PAQ (photo by Fred Seggie)

Why God Invented Coffee.

‘Cause without it, this is what you get first thing in the morning.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik “Triple Espresso” French)

Do You Know The Way To San Jose?

This 747 did, and we have the Jacked Up Aircraft photo to prove it.

Shot location: SJC (photo by Brian Ward)

Why Acid And Airline Photography Don’t Mix.

Any questions?

Shot location: SAN

Security To Gate 408!

Once again, Our Founder has fallen asleep in the jetway.

Hey, back in the day it was fun (but rough) working ATA in the evening, then UPS all night, and finally ATA again for the early morning launch.

Made for a lot of fun, and Totally Jacked Up Photos a plenty.

Shot location: ONT (Photos by Brandon Weil)