“We’re From Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos, And We’re Here To Help.”

You staked out that prime spot. The light was right. The camera was setup for that “perfect shot.” The engines spooled up. The plane began to roll. And then it happened – The Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

This happens all over the world, tens of thousands of times a day. We just provide a place to vent. Hey, we’re here for you.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik “How’d That Happen?” French)

At Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos We Do Not Discriminate.

We screw up photos of the little guys, too.

Shot location: L26

Flak Damage?

That and a Do-It-Yourself registration, too.

We don't know where this fella' has been (or what he has been up to), but we definitely approve.

Shot location: LGB (Photo by Eric Alford)

The "Wonders" Of Down Under

“Strategically” placed light poles to Jack Up your photos.

Good stuff, we say.

Shot location: BNE (Photo by Michael Dawson)

Proof That We Never Sleep.

Our crack European Staff is always on the scene when this kind of opportunity presents itself.

Shot location: MAN (Photo by Nik “Sleep - I don’t need no stinkin’ sleep” French)

Shameless Plug.

This installment of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos brought to you by Visa.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Captain Carter)

“We Thank You For Flying Continental Airlines.”

“Welcome to Houston. For those requiring something a bit more affordable, we proudly offer our new Continental Express “Lite” service.”

Shot location: IAH (Photo by Brandon Weil)

Shanghai Surprise.

It doesn’t suck as bad as the movie, however, it should keep our loyal viewers entertained.

Shot location: LAX

There Is No “I” In Team.

Nor, in Skyteam for that matter. But there is an “I” in Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Thank God for that.

Shot location: LAX

Do It Yourself RVSM…

…, or just another installment in our “Aggressive Use of The Telephoto Lens” series?

You decide.

Shot location: PHX (Photo by “Fly Frontier”)

Shootin’ At Luton.

You have to get up pretty early in the morning to beat the crack staff at Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos to the punch.

Shot location: LTN (Photo by Bob Holland)

As Maxwell Smart, Agent 86 Of Control Used To Say.

“The old antenna in the photo trick. That’s the second time I fell for it this week.”

Shot location: LHR (Photo by James Mellon)

Score With Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

It appears from the marshaller that the Alpha Jet has indeed scored a touchdown.

Shot location: ONT

Canyon Blue And Sunset’s, Too.

The artistic side of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos. We like.

Shot location: SNA (Photo by Captain Carter)

The “Power” Of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Make no mistake about it.

Shot location: OGG (Photo by “ValkyrieXB70”)

Why RVSM Was Invented.

Any questions?

Shot location: LHR (Photo by James Mellon)

Low Cost Stealth?

With stealth technology costing a bundle, the “Cheap” alternative is to use an age old strategy – Hide.

Shot location: PDX (Photo by Russell Hill)

Great Moments In Air Travel.

"Is this the smoking section?"

Shot location: ONT (wing provided by N323TZ)

Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos Salute To The First Officer - AKA: The Copilot

The Glory Days before CRM - “Captain to Copilot. Gear Up and Shut Up!”

Shot location: CLT (Photo by Bill Hough)

“Say Ahhhh.”

Apparently this Rolls-Royce has a lot to say.

Shot location: ONT (Gaping mouth courtesy of N860PM)

Happy New Year From Your Friends At Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Many Happy Takeoff’s and Blessings in 2010.

Photo location: GLA (Photo by Fred Seggie)