Trick Or Treat?

Well, treat, of course. Everyone knows yummy things always come on a stick.

Happy Halloween!

Shot location: PMD (Photo by Commander John Flores, AKA, "Wolfman")

A Passing Of One Of The Greats - Godspeed John F. Carter.

We here at Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos mourn the loss of John F. Carter, father of good friend, long-time TJUAP contributor, and operator of Aero Pacific Flightlines blog, Michael Carter.

We dedicate today's photo to John, and our prayers and condolences to the Carter Family.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Michael Carter)

Holy Crop!

An Englishman named French in Germany. European flair at its best.

Shot location: FRA (Photo by Nik French)

In Celebration Of All Nippon Airways First Flight Of The Boeing 787.

We offer a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos salute - Of a 777.

Shot location: FRA (Photo by Nik French)

Get "Jacked Up" At Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Seriously, we really did jack up this Great Lakes Beech 1900D after it had a gear retraction failure upon departure. Their MX team needed jacks and a hanger, so they used ours.

Shot location: ONT

San Francisco - You've Got To Love The "City By The Bay."

Photo by Bill Hough

The Art Of Hiding In Broad Daylight.

We call it stealth on a budget.

Shot location: GLZ (Photo by Bas Tolsma)

Before Any Boeing 737 Takes To The Air, It Does This.

Shot location: Espanola, Washington

The A380 - A Case Study In Aesthetics.

We feel this shot is an improvement.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Michael Breckshot)

Super-Duper, Top-Secret, Undercover, Stealthy Tales Of The Global Hawk.

Shot location: PMD (Photo by Commander John Flores)

Even The Maintenance Department Screams For Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

And scream they did. They did not like their picture taken.

Shot location: SBD

Peanuts On The Inside And The Outside - The Definitive No Frills Holiday.

Shot location: FRA (Photo by Nik French)

Men At Work - Continental 767's In The Barn While They Last.

Soon, UAL moves in.

Shot location: IAH (Photo courtesy our Texas Smartphone Division)

Our Faithful Viewers Just Cannot Get Enough "Beaver" Shots.

One of our perverted viewers reminded us that we cannot pull off the "Nice Beaver" shtick without this scene from "Naked Gun."

Nice Beaver!

No, it was not what you perverts were thinking.

Shot location: Lake Washington, at KRNT (Photo by Jork)

"Up, Up The Long, Delirious, Burning Blue..."

With our sincerest apologies to John Gillespie Magee, Jr.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Michael Breckshot)

Rule #25: Scenery Alone Cannot Make Up For Bad Artistic Form.

But, don't let that stop you from doing what comes "Natural."

Shot location: RAR (Photo by Keith Noovao)

"Luke, You Don't Know The "Power" Of The Phatbus!"

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Captain Carter)

As The Weekend "Approaches."

Enjoy a couple of, well, approaches.

Photos by DWGPhotos (SFO) and Hevlad (HKG)

Reno Air Race 2011 - Final Flight of the "Galloping Ghost."

News from our investigative troops on the ground - The investigation is now looking at a Center of Gravity (CG) being too close to the aft limit due to the modified cooling system. This led to pitch instability, which likely caused the fatal, divergent pitch moment leading to the roll-over and impact.

From our source: "There is video of the entire last lap of the Ghost before the crash. As Leeward was coming around pylon #8 at about 480 mph after passing Rare Bear, he hit turbulence, which pitched his left wing down, and Leeward corrected with hard right rudder and aileron. Just as the aircraft was straightening out, he hit a second mountain of turbulence which caused the tail to 'dig in' resulting in a high-g climb rendering Leeward instantly unconscious, and resulted in the tail wheel falling out (broken tail wheel support structure was found on the course). As the Ghost shot upward the LH elevator trim tab broke loose. This can be heard on the recording, so the trim tab did not cause the crash."

Video courtesy: VooDoo1650

Portland, Oregon. Apparently, It Is Pretty "Jazzy" Up There.

Photo by Bill Hough

Boeing & Cargolux - The 747-8F Is Delivered!

Video Courtesy: Pearsonba350

Bronco Busting, Or How Boise State Split The Uprights.

Shot location: PDX (Photo by Captain Carter)

Continental-Retro Boeing 737. A Case Study.

Learn from the master, kids. And, you really should try this at home.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Douglas Kerr)

Hurry Up And Wait - Navy Style.

Shot location: USS Constellation (CV-64) off the coast of San Diego, California 1969.

Photo by the Late, Great Richard Highland

Indecent Exposure.

Seriously, we are not kidding on this one.

Shot location: LAX (Photo by Michael Breckshot)

Get Naked With Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Bare, naked Gulfstream's, that is.

Shot location: LGB

FAB-ulous Farnborough!

Photo by Allan Huse

More Slippery Little Suckers.

Keep shooting, my friends.

Shot location: PDX (Photos by Bill Hough)

Another "Unemployed" Aerospace Worker? This Never Happens In California!

Yes, seriously. No more Space Shuttles. This 747 is out of a job.

Shot location: PMD (Photo by Commander John Flores)

Missed It By A Mile - High.

Shot location: APA (Photo by Captain Carter)

This Shot Really Pegged Our "Jacked-Up 'O-Meter."

We never tire of F-4's, though.

Shot location: LUF (Photo by ValkyrieXB70)