Hooray For Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos!

Even airshow performers and children love Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Shot location: RIV (Photo by Michael Breckshot)

International Cuisine.

Yes, it is a Spanish delicacy. The MD-87 on a stick. Yum, yum.

Shot location: BCN (Photo by Nik “Feed My Tummy” French)

Take A Ride With Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Our Founder takes a ride with Crash 5 when it “shoots its load.” BTW, nice FLIR.

“Shot” location: LGB

Time To Give Thanks.

For jobs well done, for camaraderie on the ramp, for all of our blessings, and for Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

From our staff to you - A very Happy Thanksgiving.

Shot location: ONT (Photo by "Mickey" Standring - Love ya' babe!)

And The Sun Also Rises…

…, over a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

Shot location: ONT

Give Us A Brake. OK, One Brake, Comin' Up! Boeing 737 Style.

OK, let's get this job started.


Ready for removal. Notice "Boeing" high-temp red grease.


Something's missing here.


The old "stack." These suckers weigh close to 400 pounds.


The job is actually a lot more straightforward than it looks.


New brake stack on and awaiting the wheel.


Buttoning things up.

Yes, our staff may not know beans about taking quality aircraft photos, but we know how to do a quality brake job on a 737.

Shot location: ONT (ATA N319TZ)

Looking For That Someone Special.

Must like long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners and Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos at sunset.

Shot location: LGB

Chill Out With Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

It has been said that it never rains in California. It has also been supposed that it never gets cold here, either.

Our staff begs to differ.

Shot location: ONT

Up Yours!

N441PS, C-441 - Shot location: ONT

N164AT, L-1011 - Shot location: ONT

Up your tailpipe, that is. This is the first in an up-coming series where we show you the way up the tailpipe of various aircraft.

Totally Jacked Up, of course.

Celebrate With Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Yes, it is our Founders birthday today. And being the benevolent folks that we are here at the Jacked Up Photos staff office, we feel that it is our duty to show support for those in need this holiday season.

Shot location: Off-airport, Southern Illinois University, Carbondale. (Photo by Hugo Bustamante)

“This Way Up” To Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

A lack of direction has been something our caffeine-addicted staff has always been very proud of. If we had the directional guidance of this trick G-IIB, maybe we could have a proper attitude adjustment.

Till then, enjoy this fine example of a Jacked Up Photo.

Shot location: ONT (N368DS)

An Overview Of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

And when our staff promises you an overview, we really mean it. So, enjoy the “Big Picture” (or is that pictures?) from the City by The Bay.

Shot location: SFO

And Then, Suddenly, Out Of The Darkness…

…it appeared. A Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

Shot location: ONT

The Truth About Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

At some aviation websites, this shot would rightfully be rejected as a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo. At other sites and forums, this pic would be celebrated as a master of the photographers hand and applauded by all.

All of those on medication, that is.

Shot location: LGB (Photo by abused intern "Stud Monkey")

Maintenance Scenes We Would Like To See, But Were Afraid To Ask.

We have to admit that this is a semi-Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo, however, the subject angle of this G-IIB was just too cool to not post.

Enjoy.

Shot location: ONT

Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos Most Excellent Adventure, Part Deux.

Why wait at the airport perimeter fence for photos when you can camp out right next to the action, or in this case, right on it.

Hey MD-10, come a little closer, please.

Shot location: ONT

When Airplanes Go Bad, Part Two.

Following along the theme of “bad” aircraft behind barbed wire, we bring you this gem of an airplane "in jail."

Shot location: BUR

Honor To Our Veterans From The Staff Of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Shot location: Deck of USS Ronald Reagan, CVN76, NAS North Island, San Diego, CA

Shot Location: LGB

Shot location: RAL

Shot Location: RAL

To all members of the United States Armed Forces past, present, and future - A very large dose of gratitude and thanks from the staff and friends of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos. Your service does not go unnoticed.

The Cause and Effect Of Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

Today we celebrate the efforts of one of our own, simply known as “Staffer X.” At Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos, confusion and a complete lack of focus are the name of the game. “Staffer X” looks completely perplexed by the proper operations of a camera, and we like that.

Shot locations: LGB and LAS (First pic by staffer “Stud Monkey,” all others by “Staffer X”).

From The “Things Best Left Unsolved" Department.

“If I tickle it here what will happen?” We may not want to know.

Shot location: ONT (Photo by Brandon "Who's your Daddy" Weil)

Quick, Call Joe The Plumber!

There is definitely enough plumbing in here to push a guy to make over $250,000 a year (with overtime, of course). Wait, make that $200,000. No wait, make that $150,000. Oh heck, we give up. Even we can’t pin a politician to their word.

Till then, enjoy a Semi-Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

Shot location: ONT (deep in the bowels of a 737-800)

We’ll Stand On Our Heads For Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photos.

And we mean it, too.

Shot location: LGB

Daylight Savings Time Sucks.

But there is always time for a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo.

Shot location: SAT

Look, It’s Shamu! Doh! No It Isn’t!

It’s a Totally Jacked Up Aircraft Photo, and number two in the “Uncle Mike’s Wild Ride” series.

Enjoy.

Shot location: PHX